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All the headcanons for your muse~
Anonymous

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Anything unanswered has already been answered beforehand.

☼ : Childhood headcanon: under reconstruction (Stupid pages vanishing when I changed the stupid theme)

⋆ : Sex headcanon: 

I… er… ok.

If she even has an interest in sexual relationships. Despite her appearances, Ney would enjoy being loved and cuddled and kissed and being treated gently. Because, wow, so much pain in her life already why would she want more in that.

But that’s just what she might like. Maybe she views that as being weak. Given her usual state of mind she’d either be uncaring or even be assertive. 

 : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on):

College AU where Ney is an engineering student with slight anger management problems and infrequent habit of downing martinis. That is all. 

Why engineering student? “Ney Marlon, head of Marlon’s engineering battalion”  is why.

 : Mood headcanon

Either stone cold ‘no fucks are given, talk to the hand ‘cause the face don’t understand’ or “0k I will deal with this but I don’t particularly care”

Except when it comes to Prim Marlon. 

☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
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[Sorry I had to laugh for a while because the thought of Ney owning a house is hilarious. I mean, she probably doesn’t even bother with real estate.]

Her room, regardless of whether she was in Marlon or Lucifenia, would be quite spartan. The only thing remotely luxurious in Marlon would be the presence of thicker covers, a slightly larger room and access to hot/warm water. 

I think she’d be the type to be rather organised- not that she owns or wants to own many things. If there’s a desk, it might be scattered with a few random things until she puts them away at a later hour. 

☾ : Sleep headcanon
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Ney sleeps lightly/fitfully, and curls up as much as possible. She also wakes up often during the night, and stares at the ceiling until she falls back asleep. 

If anyone can pull an all-nighter with minimal help from caffeine, it’s her. 

♤ : Cooking headcanon
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Don’t expect her to be Wonder Chef. She’ll know enough to cook for two, maybe three, but Ney would be too lazy or busy to make really great food. Just simple, filling foods like potatoes and breads and cheeses. 

Oh, she doesn’t have much of a sweet tooth either, so desserts are foreign territory to her, although she had picked a few things up from her stay in Lucifenia. With someone like Riliane as a boss it’ll be hard not to learn a thing or two about desserts. 

☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon

When Ney gets drunk, she’d probably blab about everything and anything under the sun. Even her personal life and embarrassing secrets.

As for drinking, I doubt she’ll be the type to enjoy common ales and beers. Maybe she’s the type to down shot after vodka shot, ahaha. Perhaps she prefers brandy. 

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[really late]

Confession from muse: “Mariam… was a good person, on hindsight.”